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Wed Jul 31, 2019 10:28 pm

Hi.
My name Alika.
Looking for a man to meet. I will come to your area or meet me. I live near.


Edit: Dodgy links eviscerated by the Gorilla. Feel free to take the piss.
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I am a spamming moron
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Wed Jul 31, 2019 10:38 pm

@MHM you mean you are the man she was looking for?

You left a link on her signature, competition time! :hee20hee20hee:

edit: duhh, you edited it out while I was contemplating whether to click it or not, spoil sport.
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Wed Jul 31, 2019 10:39 pm

Yeah, link dealt to as well now.

I too want to meet a man.
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Wed Jul 31, 2019 10:40 pm

your taking the piss out of the Gorilla this going to end bad..... watching :)
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Wed Jul 31, 2019 10:42 pm

Nahh, he's taken the piss out of me before, I'm sure we're cool.
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Wed Jul 31, 2019 10:45 pm

#Gorilla puffs himself up to look big and scary#


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Wed Jul 31, 2019 10:46 pm

^^^^ s_laugh bravo2
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Wed Jul 31, 2019 10:59 pm

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Wed Jul 31, 2019 11:04 pm

I want to meet a man, and so does my wife !
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Wed Jul 31, 2019 11:09 pm

naked men for you all
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Wed Jul 31, 2019 11:16 pm

In for a penny, in for a pound....

I know gorillas technically aren't monkeys but Michael, never come to Gata de Gorgos during the fiestas.
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Wed Jul 31, 2019 11:30 pm

Oh God...Oh God...Oh God...
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Wed Jul 31, 2019 11:38 pm

I'm beginning to view the Spanish in a different light, before this starts at 1am all the children of the village are having a fire rocket battle. I'm not sure I will be attending the fiestas again.
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Wed Jul 31, 2019 11:50 pm

Have you ever seen a Correfoc before?
The first time I saw one I was sure nobody was making it out alive
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Thu Aug 01, 2019 12:00 am

What on earth is a Correfoc?
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Thu Aug 01, 2019 12:38 am

No Tony, have had to leave before the 'fun' really starts as the in-laws are tree huggers, and to be honest I am not a fan of the bull running either.

Edit: after a quick Google of 'correfoc' I have to say it looks beyond mental
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Thu Aug 01, 2019 1:11 am

All joking aside, I must point out I fully respect that the events at these fiestas are steeped in traditions I do not understand and all comments above are light hearted.
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Thu Aug 01, 2019 12:15 pm

MHM wrote:
Thu Aug 01, 2019 12:00 am
What on earth is a Correfoc?
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Thu Aug 01, 2019 7:15 pm

xbmods wrote:
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had to leave before the 'fun' really starts as the in-laws are tree huggers
If you stay you take an oath to become one of them. Those devils are not in costume.
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Thu Aug 01, 2019 8:45 pm

Lol
"Correr" is "run" in Catalan, same in Spanish and similar to "courir" in French.
"Foc" is "Fire" in Catalan, halfway between "fuego" in Spanish and "feu" in French.

Put it together and it is a Fire Run.

You should check out La Tomatina to fully understand just how crazy a Spanish festival can be !
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Thu Aug 01, 2019 9:03 pm

I was looking for one with Asterix saying "Those Spaniards are crazy" but this will have to do.

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Thu Aug 01, 2019 9:09 pm

La tomatina is on my bucket list, I was going to buy a small house in Bunol about 10 years ago, I wish I had.
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